Are You There, God? It's Me, Podcast.
We are two sassy ladies who are revisiting the children's and YA books of our past... jokes, occasional curse words, nostalgia, and hilarity ensue! Come join us.
Episodes
27 episodes
Oh, REALLY? Where are they hosing him DOWN? (The Doll's House, by Rumer Godden)
Hi, everybody! What do Below Deck, post WWII England, the recent death of Queen Elizabeth II, Pee-Wee and his Big Adventure, and truly horrible dolls have in common? Why, this podcast, of course! We read The Doll's House (1...
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#25: Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum (Betty Miles's Maudie and Me and the Dirty Book)
We have been so excited to share this book with you for so long. It's Maudie and Me and the Dirty Book (1980), written by an amazing author named Betty Miles. It touches on SO MANY of the issues that we are facing still, 40 years later, ...
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24: Girl, You'll Be A... oh, wait, this is gross. (Natalie Babbitt's Tuck Everlasting)
Holy, cow! We're back! Can you believe it? We've missed you SO MUCH. Don't ask, it was rough.Here's our latest, a discussion of Tuck Everlasting (1975), written by Natalie Babbitt. You guys think this one's going to be cute becau...
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23: Where're You Going With That Axe? (E.B. White's Charlotte's Web)
Salutations, dear listeners! Here we talk about the Giving Tree-length of web one brave barn spider will spin in order to save her best friend, a Terrific, Radiant, AND Humble pig named Wilbur. It's Some Podcast, indeed, and it's all about the ...
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22: Hey, Siri, what's a bockle? (Lois Lowry's Anastasia, At Your Service)
We've said it before and we'll say it again: Anastasia Krupnik is an absolute GEM of a character. Unfortunately, her new employer, Mrs. Bellingham, is less-than gemmy herself. We console ourselves with discussions of baby Sam Krupnik, and we re...
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21: Oops, All Culture Breaks! (Judy Blume's Superfudge)
Guys, we missed you SO MUCH. In fact, we are so excited to be talking with you (and each other) again that we took an inordinate number of Culture Breaks while we were recording. Topics for discussion: The Amazing Kreskin, Derry Girls, Ted Lass...
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20: A Tale of Two Mary Annes (Baby Sitter's Club #4, Mary Anne Saves the Day, by Anne M. Martin)
It's a super special episode for us, folks, as we engage in a multi-media discussion of Erin's favorite children's series of all, all time: The Baby Sitter's Club. We read the fourth book, Mary Anne Saves the Day (1987),...
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19: The Greatest Adventure of their Mutual Lives (E.L. Konigsburg's From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler)
Happy holidays, friends! Thanksgiving (and other things) got in the way of our regular release schedule last week. We hope this recap of From the Mixed Up Files of Basil E. Frankweiler (1967) will help us make it up to you. Look out, tho...
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Episode 19
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18: The Hook Hooked Hook Hand's Hand (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book One: A Bad Beginning)
Friends, Daniel Handler (the true author of the book we're reading this week - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book One: A Bad Beginning [1999]) tells a GRIM story. However, the way he tells it is...
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Episode 18
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17: A Family In Need of a Veterinarian (Bunnicula, by Deborah and James Howe)
Happy Halloween, dear listeners! We're so thrilled to present our recap of one of the best spooky kids books of all time, Bunnicula (1979), by James and Deborah Howe. You've gotta love a story introduced by "the editor," a la Jane Eyr...
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Episode 17
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INTERSTITIAL: Christopher Pike's Remember Me
Y'all, episode 17 is SO GOOD. We have a third person joining us for the first time on the pod, and we're doing Bunnicula, so it's going to be on for the ages. Unfortunately, it's taking us a little bit more time than usual to polish, so can we ...
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16: The Most Evil Letter of the Alphabet (Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes)
It's Spooky Season, everyone! Celebrate in style with our latest episode, where we recap Erin's all-time favorite book, Wait Till Helen Comes (1986). It's written by Mary Downing Hahn, our future spooky grandma. Are you awar...
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Episode 16
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15: Trigger Warnings for the Win! (Barthe DeClements' Nothing's Fair in Fifth Grade)
Whelp, we've found it. The book that encapsulates just about everything that was really rough about the 1980s, from fat-shaming, to absentee (yet still living in the house) fathers, to hitchhikings gone horribly wrong. It's Nothing's Fair in...
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Episode 15
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14: Welcome to Pig City (Louis Sachar's Sixth Grade Secrets)
Welcome to episode 14, where we tell yet another shameful round of secrets in the service of this week's book, Sixth Grade Secrets (1987), by Louis Sachar. When your elementary school teacher writes a whole musical about how you nee...
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13: Let's Talk About MATH, Bay-Bee (Janet Adele Bloss' Fifth Grade Secrets)
Welcome to Episode 13, where we track down an out-of-print book from Moira's childhood... and then figure out WHY it's gone out-of-print. With Fifth Grade Secrets (1985), by Janet Adele Bloss, we introduce the implausibility scale (this ...
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Episode 13
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12: Chairman Mao Has Prevailed (Judy Blume's Just As Long As We're Together)
Welcome to Episode 12, where our obsession with pre-"Pretty Woman" Richard Gere sets off a series of crazy culture breaks. It's all in the name of discussing Judy Blume's epic tale of middle school friendship, Just As Long As We're Toge...
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Episode 12
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11: Liquor Store Runs in a Bedazzled Velvet Pantsuit (Mary Rodgers' Freaky Friday)
If you were going through a zombie apocalypse, which fictional character would you want by your side? That's the question we attack before turning to this week's inordinately freaky book, Freaky Friday (1972), by Mary Rodgers. If there's...
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Episode 11
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10: My mind says no, but my arms say yes (Sweet Valley High #20: Crash Landing!)
Dear Miss Manners:I have fallen in love with a girl who is not my girlfriend. I was very conflicted about this, but once I held her in my arms, I knew that she was the one for me. However, the power of my feelings may or may not have ca...
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9: Bingle bongle by! (Beverly Cleary's Beezus and Ramona)
Guys, Beezus & Ramona (1955), by Beverly Cleary, is a NATIONAL TREASURE. However, if you're feeling a little cynical, reading this book might raise some questions you had never considered before. Questions like... What woul...
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Episode 9
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8: Relentless Cheerfulness (Gertrude Chandler Warner's The Boxcar Children)
Did you guys know that Gertrude Chandler Warner wrote The Boxcar Children in 1925.... and then wrote it all over again in 1942? We didn't, either. At least, not until we got together to record this podcast. Hilarious hijinks ensue betwee...
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Episode 8
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7: The Inward Eye (Lois Lowry's Anastasia Krupnik)
Here it is: the first book in this podcast where the main character is NOT in danger of suffering significant physical or mental anguish! It's Anastasia Krupnik (1979), by Lois Lowry. It's a delightful book, but don't worry - ...
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Episode 7
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6: Shut Up, Grandma (Roald Dahl's George's Marvelous Medicine)
In which we mourn the passing of Beverly Cleary, and suggest something alcoholic one might drink in her honor. We also discuss the (multiple failed) efforts of our husbands to get us to watch "Breaking Bad." Long story short: we're sure it's a ...
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Episode 6
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5: Never mess up your insulin and then go to a seance (Christopher Pike's Remember Me)
Boy, Remember Me (1989) is a young adult DOOZY. So much of a doozy, in fact, that we have a cast of characters. In our dream cast:Shari (the protagonist) is played by Jennifer Lawrence.Jimmy (her brother) is played by "Say ...
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Episode 5
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4: Ole Golly, Ole Golly, Ole Golly! (Louise Fitzhugh's Harriet the Spy)
Welcome to Episode 4, in which we learn all about Moira's general fear and paranoia about being caught while eavesdropping thanks to Harriet the Spy (1964). Will you hold it against us when we confess that both of us actually thought we were re...
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Episode 4
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3: You want me to swear on WHAT, now? (John D. Fitzgerald's The Great Brain)
We are discussing The Great Brain (1967), written by John D. Fitzgerald. TW (and, I guess, spoiler alert?): this book contains religious bigotry and incredibly disrespectful behavior toward Native Americans. Furthermore, a child attempts...
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Episode 3
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